15 hours.

I slept for 15 hours yesterday. Woke up, grabbed a burrito that the Mrs. Crat brought home for me, devoured it while watching Biggest Loser, and went back to bed.

Eating while watching Biggest Loser is fantastic by the way. You just sit there all bloated and full and content and watch these people work their asses off to get healthy. Of course, it's easy for me to say this, as I was born with the metabolism of a sugar addicted, ADD inflicted squirrel, so I could probably eat a small cow with no ill effects.

Anyway, the reason I slept yesterday is because I was on a trip this weekend, and cannot for the life of me sleep in hotel rooms alone.

I'm not sure if it's the mind-crushingly boring loneliness of them, or the fact that when I recall them from a few years back, you could typically sit there and just cruise a few movie channels and chill out with some HBO.

Now it's all pay per view - 8 bucks for this brand new movie bullshit. I just want to see some second rate crap film man, not Spider-Man 3. Oh wait, same thing. ZINGAH!

Hotel rooms alone are like prison. Throw in a few flights, and some business stuff, and you see why I was bone-crushingly exhausted.

Also, and this is a bitch of a thing, my stomach has been weaker than Andy Dick in a fight against Jon Lovitz lately. I used to get travel sick if I hadn't eaten anything before going on a drive or a flight, but that hasn't happened in years. Now with my new weak wristed excuse for a digestion system, I was terrified that I'd have a mid-air incident of projectile.

For instance - at my buddy's pre wedding ceremony golf outing, I ate a bagel with some mildly sun drenched and nasty cream cheese, and puked for hours. I mean, come on! I came home from a sox game, and after eating some peanuts and sausages, felt like I was going to die for 3 hours. I used to do shots of hot sauce at my college job people! Why is my stomach so pissed at me?

These are the things that plague me, dear reader (readers if anyone is here to see what the nutbag with the green hat on NFT is talking about).

I do highly suggest a 15 hour nap now and again. I had the most FUCKED dreams, and they were epic. Days worth of randomness, that in reality was probably contained in small 15 minute bouts. Enough of this though. I'm heading home. JAPANESE FOOD PLZ.

Hi NFT'ers.

Well, my bio popped up on the NFT website, so I might have more than 1 reader in the next few weeks.

This is me waving to you.

Faced.

On a side note - I just checked the movie list.

I'm currently at 1132. That's 132 more than Mr. Notalentclown on Jeopardy wanted to get to.

Suck it junior. You just got FACED.

IT'S THE FINAL BLOG-DOWN!

DOO DEE DOOO DOOOOOO!

etc.

Hi kids. Missed me? No?

Oh right, no one reads this thing. Oh well.

I've given up on the listing of movies on here, mostly because it's just a pain in the ass to keep reconfiguring the margins. Don't fret pets, as I'm still inhaling them at breakneck speed.

I'm at about 1200, give or take. My goal is to hit 2000 before the Mrs. Infocrat and I start to spawn, and I'm forced to watch Dora the Explorer for 4 hours a day.

The real reason behind my sudden re-emergence into the harsh light of self publication is that I've just been hired as a contributor for the Not For Tourists guides, and I feel a deep need to have something available for my soon to be adoring fans to come visit. Now that I actually might have an audience to support, maybe I can update this thing more than once a quarter?

Doubtful, but we'll try.

Rock on,

X

Movies.

What a boring post title.

ah fuck it.

anyway, been a long time since we blogged and rolled kids, but I'm back, and I have a interesting sideblog type idea to add to my time here.

While watching Jeopardy the other night (yes, I know. It's the only thing other than Red Sox and Pats games that I watch with anything approaching regularity) one of the kids mentioned that he had a list of 1001 movies to watch before he died.

What a fantastic idea, I thought to myself. I should do that, seeing as I watch movies like it's my real job.

So I've decided to list all the movies I've ever seen here. Get a total, and then try to get to 5000.

Why 5000? Because fuck that low aiming kid on Jeopardy.

As it stands, I'm sure I've seen in the neighborhood of at least 1000. I mean, I've watched tons of them, all the time, since I was a kid.

Still, this needs some ground rules.

1. movies that I kinda recall seeing in the background while I was doing something? Not counted

2. Movies I saw 15 years ago, and don't remember at all? right out.

3. Movies I've seen bits and pieces of, but never the entire thing - also not counted.

That should be enough.

So, I'll get a list going, and update every once in awhile when I've got more to add.

Here we go:

54

300

1984

10 Things I hate about You

16 Candles

28 Days Later

3 O'clock High

40 Year Old Virgin

7 Samurai

8 Mile

A Bug's Life

A Christmas Story

A Clockwork Orange

A Few Good Men

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

A History of Violence

A Mighty Wind

A Muppet Christmas Carol

A Nightmare on Elm Street

A Perfect Murder

A Scanner Darkly

A Simple Plan

A Time To Kill

About a Boy

About Schmidt

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Adaptation

AI

Air Force One

Airheads

Airplane

Aladdin

Alice in Wonderland

Alien

Alien 3

Aliens

Aliens Vs. Predator

All About the Benjamins

All The President's Men

Almost Famous

Along Came Polly

Amazon Women On the Moon

American Beauty

American Pie

American Pie 2

American Psycho

American Splendor

American Wedding

An American Tail

An American Werewolf in London

An American Werewolf in Paris

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Animal Farm

Animal House

Anna and the King

Antitrust

Apocolypse Now

Apollo 13

Apt Pupil

Arachnophobia

Army of Darkness

Arthur

Assassins

Austin Powers In Goldmember

Austin Powers in The Spy who Shagged me

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Babe

Bachelor Party

Back To School

Back to the Future

Back to the Future 2

Back to the Future 3

Backdraft

Bambi

Band Of Brothers (mini-series)

Barbershop

BASEketball

Batman

Batman & Robin

Batman Begins

Batman Forever

Batman Returns

Bats

Batteries Not Included

Beastmaster

Beautiful Girls

Beauty and the Beast

Beetlejuice

Before Sunrise

Being John Malkovitch

Best in Show

Best of the Best

Better Off Dead

Beverly Hills Cop

Big

Big Daddy

Big Fish

Big Top Pee-Wee

Big Trouble In Little China

Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Billy Madison

Biloxi Blues

Bird on a Wire

Black Hawk Down

Blade

Blade II

Blade Runner

Blade Trinity

Blind Date

Bloodsport

Blow

Boomerang

Borat

Bordello of Blood

Boys Don't Cry

Boys on the Side

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Braveheart

Brazil

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Breakfast Club

Breakfast of Champions

Breakin

Brick

Bridget Jones' Diary

Bring It On

Bringing Down The House

Brokeback Mountain

Bruce Almighty

Bubba Ho-tep

Buried Alive

Cabin Boy

Cabin Fever

Cadallic Man

Caddyshack

Caddyshack 2

Camp

Candyman

Can't Hardly Wait

Cape Fear

Capote

Carrie

Cars

Casino

Cast Away

Catch-22

Charlies Angels

Chasing Amy

Cherry 2000

Chicago

Child's Play

Child's Play 2

Child's Play 3

Christine

Chuck and Buck

Cinderella

City Hall

City of Angels

City Slickers

Clash of the Titans

Clear and Present Danger

Clerks

Clerks II

Cloak And Dagger

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Clue

Collerateral

Coming Home

Coming to America

Commando

Con Air

Conan The Barbarian

Conan The Destroyer

Confessions of A Dangerous Mind

Constantine

CopyCat

Corky Romano

Corpse Bride

Crash

Crazy/Beautiful

Creepshow

Creepshow II

Critters

Critters 2

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Cube

Cujo

Cuttthoat Island

Cyborg

Dancer in the Dark

Dances with Wolves

Daredevil

Dark City

Darkman

Das Boot

Dawn of the Dead

Day of the Dead

Dazed and Confused

Dead Man Walking

Dead Poet's Society

Death Becomes Her

Death to Smoochy

Death Warrant

Deep Blue Sea

Defending Your Life

Deliverance

De-Lovely

Delta Force

Demolition Man

Demon Knight

Desperado

Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo

Dick Tracy

Die Another Day

Die Hard

Die Hard 2

Die Hard With A Vengence

Dirty Dancing

Disclosure

Dodgeball

Dog Day Afternoon

Dogma

Dolores Clairborne

Donnie Darko

Doom

Double Impact

Double Jeopardy

Dr. Strangelove

Dracula 2000

Dragnet

Dragon

Dragonheart

Dreamcatcher

Dumb and Dumber

Dune

Dutch

E.T.

Election

Elf

Elizabeth

Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas

Empire Records

Enemy at the Gates

Enemy Mine

Enemy of the State

Enter the Dragon

Equilibrum

Erik The Viking

Ernest Goes to Camp

Ernest Goes to Jail

Ernest: Scared Stupid

Escape from New York

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Event Horizon

Evil Dead

Evil Dead II

Evita

Excalibur

eXistenZ

Explorers

Eyes Wide Shut

Failure to Launch

Falling Down

Farhenheit 9/11

Fast Getaway

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Father of the Bride

Fear

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Fever Pitch

Field of Dreams

Fight Club

Final Fantasy: Advent Children

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Finding Nemo

Finding Neverland

Flatliners

Fletch

Flight of the Navigator

Follow That Bird

Footloose

Forrest Gump

Fraility

Frankenstein (Branaugh)

Freddy Vs. Jason

Freddy's Dead - The Final Nightmare.

Frequency

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th 8- Jason Takes Manhatten

Fried Green Tomatoes

Fright Night

From Dusk Til Dawn

From Hell

Full Metal Jacket

Funny Farm

G.I. Joe - The Movie

Gangs of New York

Ghost

Ghost World

Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters II

Ghoulies

Girl Interrupted

Girls Just Want to Have Fun

Gladiator

Godfather

Godfather Part 2

Gods and Monsters

Godzilla 1984

Goldeneye

Goldfinger

Gone in 60 Seconds

Good Morning Vietnam

Good Will Hunting

Goonies

Grand Canyon

Graveyard Shift

Gremlins

Grumpier Old Men

Grumpy Old Men

Guardian

Gung Ho

Hackers

Hackers

Hair

Halloween

Hamlet (Branaugh)

Hamlet (Gibson)

Hamlet (Hawke)

Hannibal

Happy Gilmore

Hard To Kill

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Harry and the Hendersons

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Haunted Honeymoon

Hearts in Atlantis

Heat

Heathers

Heavy Metal

Heist

Hellboy

Hercules

Hero and the Terror

Hideaway

High Fidelity

High Tension

Highlander

Highlander II

History of the World: Part 1

Holes

Home Alone

Home for the Holidays

Honey I blew up the kid

Honey I shrunk the kids

Hook

Hoosiers

Hot Pursuit

Hot Shots

Hot Shots part Deux

Hotel Rwanda

House 2

House of 1000 Corpses

House of Flying Daggers

How High

How to lose a guy in 10 Days

Howard the Duck

Hudson Hawk

Hulk

Hunk

Hustle & Flow

I Know What you did Last Summer

Ice Age

Identity

If Lucy Fell

Igby Goes Down

In & Out

In Dreams

In the Bedroom

In the Mouth of Madness

Independence Day

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Innerspace

Insomnia

Interview With the Vampire

It

Jackass

Jackass II

Jack's Back

Jacob's Ladder

Jaws

Jaws 4

Jaws II

Jaws III-D

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Jerry Maguire

Jesus Christ Superstar

JFK

Joe Vs. The Volcano

Joy Ride

Judge Dredd

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park: The Lost World

Just Married

Keeping the Faith

Kentucky Fried Movie

Kickboxer

Kill Bill vol. 1

Kill Bill vol. 2

Kindergarden Cop

King Kong

King Ralph

Kingdom of Heaven

Kinsey

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Kiss of the Dragon

Kiss The Girls

Krull

Kuffs

L.A. Confidential

La Bamba

La Femme Nikita

Labryinth

Lake Placid

Leaving Las Vegas

Legally Blonde

Legend

Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon 2

Lethal Weapon 3

Lethal Weapon 4

Liar Liar

License To Drive

Life As A House

Life Stinks

Lilo and Stitch

Lionheart

Little Miss Sunshine

Little Nikita

Little Shop of Horrors

Loaded Weapon 1

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells

Look who's Talking

Look who's Talking Too

Lord of Illusions

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Lost in Translation

Love Actually

Love Potion no. 9

Mad Max

Mallrats

Man on Fire

Man on the Moon

Manhunter

Mannequin

March of the Penguins

Marked for Death

Mars Attacks

Mask

Masters of the Universe

May

Me, Myself, & Irene

Mean Girls

Meet the Parents

Memento

Memoirs of an Invisible Man

Men in Black

Men in Black 2

Michael Collins

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

Midnight Madness

Milk Money

Milo and Otis

Mimic

Minority Report

Miracle

Misery

Miss Congeniality

Mission Impossible

Mission Impossible II

Mission Impossible III

Mission To Mars

Monster

Monster Squad

Monsters Inc

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Monty Python's Life Of Brian

Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat II

Moulin Rouge

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Mr. Deeds (remake)

Mulan

Mulholland Drive

Munich

Muppet Treasure Island

Muppets From Space

Murderball

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

My Blue Heaven

My Cousin Vinny

My Girl

My Pet Monster

Mystic River

Naked Gun

Naked Gun 2 1/2

Naked Gun 33 and 1/3

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

National Lampoon's European Vacation

National Lampoon's Vacation

Needful Things

Never Been Kissed

Night of the Living Dead

Nighthawks

Nine Months

Not Another Teen Movie

Notting Hill

O Brother Where Art Thou?

Oceans 11

Oceans 12

Of Mice and Men

Office Space

Old School

One Crazy Summer

One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest

One Hour Photo

Orgazmo

Othello

Out Cold

Outbreak

Over the Hedge

Panic Room

ParentHood

Patriot Games

Pearl Harbor

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

Pet Semetary

Phantoms

Philadelphia

Phone Booth

Pirates of the Carribbean - Dead Man's Chest

Pirates of the Carribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl

Pitch Black

Planet of the Apes

Planet of the Apes (remake)

Platoon

Point Break

Police Academy

Police Academy 2

Police Academy 3

Police Academy 4

Poltergeist

Popeye

Powder

Predator

Predator 2

Pretty Woman

Primal Fear

Prince of Darkness

Princess Mononoke

Private Parts

Private Resort

Problem Child

Prom Night

Pulp Fiction

Pump up the Volume

Punch Drunk Love

Pure Luck

Rad

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Rainman

Rambo: First Blood

Rambo: First Blood part II

Ransom

Ray

Real Genius

Re-Animator

Red Dawn

Red Dragon

Regarding Henry

Reign of Fire

Reindeer Games

Remember the Titans

Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

Rent

Repo Man

Resident Evil

Revenge of the Nerds

Richard III

Richochet

Riding in Cars with Boys

Rising Sun

Road to Perdition

Road Trip

Roadhouse

Robin Hood (animated)

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Robocop

Robocop 2

Rocky

Rocky IV

Roger and Me

Romeo & Juliet

Romeo Must Die

Ronin

Rosemary's Baby

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead

Roxanne

Royal Tennenbaums

Run Lola Run

Running Scared

Rushmore

Ruthless People

Salem's Lot

Salem's Lot (2004)

Santa Claus

Saved

Saving Private Ryan

Say Anything

Scary Movie

Scary Movie 2

Schlinder's List

School of Rock

School Ties

Scream

Scream 2

Scream 3

Scrooged

Se7en

Secret Window

Secretary

Shakespeare in Love

Shallow Hal

Shanghai Knights

Shanghai Noon

Shaun of the Dead

She's All That

Shrek

Shrek 2

Sidekicks

Sideways

Signs

Silence of the Lambs

Silent Hill

Silver Bullet

Simon Birch

Sin City

Sister Act

Six Days, Seven Nights

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Sleepers

Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping with the Enemy

Sleepwalkers

Sliding Doors

Sling Blade

Snakes on a Plane

Snatch

Sneakers

Snow Falling On Cedars

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

So I Married an Axe Murderer

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

Space Camp

Spaceballs

Spaced Invaders

Spanglish

Spartan

Spawn

Species

Speed

Spider-man

Spider-man 2

Spies Like Us

Spirited Away

Splash

Spy Game

St. Elmo's Fire

Stand By Me

Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace

Star Wars: Episode 2, The Attack of the Clones

Star Wars: Episode 3, The Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars: Episode 4, A New Hope

Star Wars: Episode 5, The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars: Episode 6, The Return of the Jedi

Stargate

Starman

Starship Troopers

State And Main

Strange Days

Stripes

Summer of Sam

Summer Rental

Super Mario Brothers

Super Size Me

Super Troopers

Supergirl

Superman

Superman II

Superman III

Superman IV

Superman Returns

Surviving the Game

Swimming Pool

Swingers

Swordfish

Syriana

Tales from the Darkside

Talladega Nights

Tango and Cash

Team America: World Police

Tears of the Sun

Teen Witch

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II

Terminator

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

The Accused

The Addams Family

The American President

The Amityville Horror

The Art of War

The Aviator

The Beach

The Big Chill

The Birdcage

The Blair Witch Project

The Blues Brothers

The Bone Collector

The Boondock Saints

The Bourne Identity

The Bourne Supremacy

The Boy who could Fly

The 'Burbs

The Cell

The Chamber

The China Syndrome

The Chronicles of Riddick

The Cider House Rules

The Client

The Color Purple

The Constant Gardener

The Cooler

The Count of Monte Cristo (remake)

The Crow

The Crow 2

The Dark Crystal

The Dark Half

The DaVinci Code

The Dead Zone

The Deer Hunter

The Departed

The Devil Wears Prada

The Edge

The Emperor's New Groove

The End of the Affair

The Exorcism of Emily Rose

The Exorcist

The exorcist 2

The Exorcist 3

The Family Stone

The Fantastic Four

The Fast and the Furious

The Fifth Element

The Firm

The Fisher King

The Fly

The Fly

The Fog

The Fog of War

The French Connection

The Freshman

The Fugitive

The Game

The Gate

The Generals Daughter

The Getaway

The Ghost and the Darkness

The Gift

The Great Gatsby

The Great Outdoors

The Green Mile

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

The Haunting

The Hobbit

The Hours

The House on Haunted Hill

The Howling

The Hunt for Red October

The Hurricane

The Ice Storm

The Incredible Journey

The Incredibles

The Interpreter

The Island of Dr. Moreau

The Italian Job (remake)

The Jerk

The Karate Kid

The Karate Kid part 2

The Langoliers

The Last Starfighter

The Lawnmower Man

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

The Lion King

The Little Mermaid

The Lost Boys

The Machinist

The Man with the Screaming Brains

The Mask

The Matador

The Matrix

The Matrix Reloaded

The Matrix Revolutions

The Midnight Hour

The Money Pit

The Muppet Movie

The Negotiator

The Neverending Story

The Neverending Story Part 2

The Ninth Gate

The Object of My Affection

The Others

The Outsiders

The Passion of the Christ

The Patriot

The Peanut Butter Solution

The People Under the Stairs

The Perfect Storm

The Pianist

The Prestige

The Princess Bride

The Producers (musical)

The Professional

The Punisher

The Quest

The Quiet American

The Recruit

The Ref

The Ring

The River Wild

The Rock

The Rules of Attraction

The Rundown

The Running Man

The Saint

The Santa Clause

The Score

The Secret of Nimh

The Sentinel

The Serpent and the Rainbow

The Shawshank Redemption

The Shining

The Sixth Sense

The Stand

The Sum of All Fears

The Sure Thing

The Tailor of Panama

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)

The Thin Red Line

The Thing

The Thomas Crowne Affair

The Three Amigos

The Three Musketeers

The Transporter

The Truman Show

The Untouchables

The Usual Suspects

The Virgin Suicides

The Warriors

The Waterboy

The Way of the Gun

The Wedding Singer

The Wicker Man

The Wizard

The Wizard of Oz

The World is Not Enough

The X-Files

Thelma And Louise

There's Something about Mary

This Film is Not Yet Rated

This Is Spinal Tap

Three Fugitives

Three Kings

Three Men and a Baby

Throw Momma from the Train

Thunderheart

Timecop

Titantic

To Die For

To Kill A Mockingbird

Tomb Raider

Tombstone

Tommy

Tomorrow Never Dies

Top Gun

Total Recall

Toy Story

Toy Story II

Traffic

Training Day

Trainspotting

Transformers (animated)

Trapped

Tremors

Tron

Troy

Turk 182

Turner and Hooch

Turner And Hooch

Twilight Zone the Movie

Twins

Twister

U-571

Unbreakable

Uncle Buck

Underworld

Unfaithful

Universal Soldier

V for Vendetta

Vampires

Van Helsing

Van Wilder

Vanilla Sky

Varsity Blues

Verticle Limit

Virtuosity

Volcano

Waiting for Guffman

Waking Ned Devine

Walk Like A Man

Walk the Line

Walking Tall

War Games

War of the Worlds

Watchers

Waynes World

Waynes World 2

Wedding Crashers

Weekend At Bernies

Weird Science

Whale Rider

What About Bob?

What Dreams May Come

What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

When Harry Met Sally

While You were Sleeping

White Christmas

White Water Summer

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Who Killed the Electric Car

Wild Things

Willow

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

Witness

Wolf

Wolfen

Wonder Boys

Woodstock

X2: X-men United

X-men

X-Men: The Last Stand

xXx

Young Frankenstein

Young Guns

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!

St. Padraig

Yet another St. Patrick's day parade come and gone, and this year?

This year I'm not completely exhausted.

We made sure to keep it very small this year. We only invited two people over, and had a few more that we knew would stop by for a bit, and I stayed in to make my award winning corned beef and cabbage, (sidenote: I took a very fragrant dump in the employee restroom at work that should have the non-cabbage eaters in the company gagging for at least an hour. Whooo!) drank a ton of beers, and stayed in and around the house.

We did hit the parade for about a half hour, but it's the same deal as every year. It's cool until you're cold.

So, overall a great day, and damn if I don't feel like I got about 15 hours of sleep last night.
The significant snowfall we received has made parking a bit of a bitch at the moment, but overall,

other than the house being filthy and in need of some serious scrubbing, and other than having 60 beers in the house that I will never ever finish,

Life is good.

(note - sorry this is a boring, not funny, no comic book references kinda post. No one reads this fucker anyway, so I'm going to be self indulgent from time to time.)

I'm going to try to get laid tonight. Wish me luck.

Ah fuck it. I have to throw this in:
Got an awesome lithograph reproduction of this cover this weekend, for 50 cents.
I rule.

Update of Fleshy Goodness.

How I shalt miss thee Nextwave.

also.

Doritos? They're good.

Annnnnnnnnnnd we're back.

Extended blogger vacation.

Why? Lack of time honestly. I'm on the verge of trying for a new job, and have been neglecting my wittle infocracy.

not that anyone out there is listening.

Regardless, my ego shall provide an audience.

More to come.